A Christmas Raid Carol is a bonus video released on YouTube on December 12, 2007, during the first season of The Guild. It would be followed in 2008 by A Very Guild Christmas. It features parodies of several well-known holiday songs

Lyrics Edit

[Tune of "The Christmas Carol"]

Bladezz: Dead orcs roasting in a lava pit.

Vork: Codex! Heals are coming slow.

(Codex: Sorry!)

Tinkerballa: Tink's arrows hit for two massive crits!

Zaboo: But Zaboo steals the killing blow!

(Tinkerballa: You ho!)

[Tune of "Joy to the World"]

Codex: Yay for the Guild! The boss is down!

[Tune of "Jingle Bells"]

Clara: Link the loot! Link the loot!

Hope he dropped my helm!

[Tune of "The First Noel"]

Bladezz: The last epic drop was POS for me.

More rogue gear, IMO, plus dexterity.

[Tune of "Silver Bells"]

Tinkerballa: QQ more. You loot whore.

Bladezz: Tink, Y R U such a bee-yatch?

(Tinkerballa: Shut it, douche!)

[Tune of "I Have a Little Dreidel"]

Zaboo: Codex, Codex, Codex!

Gratz on the kick-ass ring!

Clara: Codex, Codex, Codex!

Tinkerballa: No one else got anything!

[Tune of "O Come Here All Ye Faithful"]

Codex: All Port, all ye Guildies!

In the Christmas Spirit,

let's go help some newbies in the starting zone!

(Vork: Great idea!)

[Tune of "Let it Snow"]

(Bladezz: F that!)

Clara: Gotta go! Kids you know...

Zaboo: Logging off! (Zaboo!)

(Codex: Night Vork!)

[Tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas"]

Vork: I'll be online for Christmas.

Questing by myself.

Griddle heat some turkey meat

and PUG with some random elf.

Characters (in order of appearance) Edit

  • Vincent Caso as Simon (Bladezz)
  • Robin Thorsen as Clara
  • Jeff Lewis as Herman (Vork)
  • Felicia Day as Cyd Sherman (Codex)
  • Amy Okuda as Tinkerballa
  • Sandeep Parikh as Sujan Balakrishnan Goldberg (Zaboo)

Video Edit

The Guild A Christmas Raid Carol

The Guild A Christmas Raid Carol

External links Edit


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