A Christmas Raid Carol is a bonus video released on YouTube on December 12, 2007, during the first season of The Guild. It would be followed in 2008 by A Very Guild Christmas. It features parodies of several well-known holiday songs
[Tune of "The Christmas Carol"]
Bladezz: Dead orcs roasting in a lava pit.
Vork: Codex! Heals are coming slow.
Tinkerballa: Tink's arrows hit for two massive crits!
Zaboo: But Zaboo steals the killing blow!
(Tinkerballa: You ho!)
[Tune of "Joy to the World"]
Codex: Yay for the Guild! The boss is down!
[Tune of "Jingle Bells"]
Clara: Link the loot! Link the loot!
Hope he dropped my helm!
[Tune of "The First Noel"]
Bladezz: The last epic drop was POS for me.
More rogue gear, IMO, plus dexterity.
[Tune of "Silver Bells"]
Tinkerballa: QQ more. You loot whore.
Bladezz: Tink, Y R U such a bee-yatch?
(Tinkerballa: Shut it, douche!)
[Tune of "I Have a Little Dreidel"]
Zaboo: Codex, Codex, Codex!
Gratz on the kick-ass ring!
Clara: Codex, Codex, Codex!
Tinkerballa: No one else got anything!
[Tune of "O Come Here All Ye Faithful"]
Codex: All Port, all ye Guildies!
In the Christmas Spirit,
let's go help some newbies in the starting zone!
(Vork: Great idea!)
[Tune of "Let it Snow"]
(Bladezz: F that!)
Clara: Gotta go! Kids you know...
Zaboo: Logging off! (Zaboo!)
(Codex: Night Vork!)
[Tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas"]
Vork: I'll be online for Christmas.
Questing by myself.
Griddle heat some turkey meat
and PUG with some random elf.
Characters (in order of appearance) Edit
- Vincent Caso as Simon (Bladezz)
- Robin Thorsen as Clara
- Jeff Lewis as Herman (Vork)
- Felicia Day as Cyd Sherman (Codex)
- Amy Okuda as Tinkerballa
- Sandeep Parikh as Sujan Balakrishnan Goldberg (Zaboo)
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